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I Am Holding It Still Matching T-Shirt

Price $29.99

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Size: S
Color: Ivory

This shirt is half of a matching set

Hold the Flashlight

  • Shirt 1 “Hold the Flashlight Still”
  • Shirt 2 · this shirt “I Am Holding It Still”

Two different shirts that complete one joke. Save $5 when you buy the set.

Choose your matching set

Printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Delivery estimates are shown at checkout.

The only possible reply. Matching pair with “Hold the Flashlight Still.” This is an adult shirt in adult unisex sizes S–4XL, not a children’s garment.

  • Adult unisex Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt (adult sizes S–4XL)
  • 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd² fabric
  • Relaxed fit
  • Printed on the front only (DTG). The back is plain.

Care: machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam or dry on low heat. Do not dry-clean.

Size guide

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Materials and print

Comfort Colors 1717: 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed, 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²), relaxed fit, no side seams. Blank made in Honduras. Printed to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) ink.

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